Air Force Pants Drop

The United States Air Force will be conducting a pants drop in Columbia in the near future for people who need them like those wearing pajama bottoms. The military noticed the epidemic of pajama bottoms in Columbia and devised the operation several months ago. The operation will be carried out this summer which will also include shorts and whatever.

Goats Eating Boats?

A herd of a few dozen roving goats has been spotted several times in the Columbia area.  Boaters are particularly alarmed, since the goats have been seen eating the trim off of boats docked along the shore.
The goats were seen LAST WEEK coming down off a hill at Chickies in the same vicinity of the white wolves.