Pull Up Your Pants or Get Fined

The boro is in discussion about passing dress code ordinances for the town. One ordinance would prevent people from wearing pajama bottoms in public.  The practice is unhygienic and violators will be fined $100 for each infraction.

A second discussion governs the practice of wearing saggy pants. Violators will be fined $10 for each inch the pants fall below the waist line.  Pants crotch must be at least 6 inches above the knees. Columbia Police have just been issued special laser-operated tape measures to enforce the ordinance. Any evidence of "buttock cleavage" will draw an automatic $100 fine under the proposed ordinance.  Police have also been authorized to issue belts to offenders.